Turd place


a poof way of referring to the -rs- or b-tthole. normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a french press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before -n-l s-x, or just for the fun of it.
howard is a real b-tthole surfer and likes to have his t-rd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. yep, that’s 20 individual espresso’s.

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