turd squeezer


an alternative way of saying -sshole. typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an -sshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
brian is just a useless t-rd squeezer. not an -sshole, because -sshole would insinuate that , while having a sh-tty att-tude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

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