turdberg
a t-rd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. similar to an iceberg, except found in much “sh-ttier” locations.
“wow, i just took a huge dump and there’s a t-rd that’s sticking partway above the water!” “sounds like you just made a t-rdberg… fat chance you’ll get that sucker to flush!”
a floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.
mom: “did lil’ parker go?”
dad: “yeah, there are like three t-rdbergs in here.”
when ones p–p piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of p–p.
after taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
“honey, come check out this t-rdberg before i flush.”
a coupon.
i love t-rdbergs! they save me so much money!
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