Turding Out

t-rding out is when someone with a social embarr-ssment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. this allows the bubbling t-rds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. for instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in las vegas, my buddy marco and i were ready to hit the clubs, as was jason, but he kept saying he’d meet us down in the casino, marco and i hit the elevator, i realized i didn’t have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . it sounded like buddy rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, i realized that jason had waited for us to leave so he could t-rd out the atomic powered dump. i gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.
adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, i walked back inside to drain the weasel , as i headed to the guest bathroom, i nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then i realized i’d have to wait, adrian was t-rding out. the hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.