turdmeister


a procurer of fecal matter.
literal:
“i’m going to the t-rdmeister, get me some t-rd.”

metaphoric:
“geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? you are nothing more than a t-rdmeister.”
master of the t-rds
biggest t-rd of them all
f-cking h-ll he is such a terd meister

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