Turdmuff
noun- 1. an insult, to mean -sshole.
2. a literal -sshole.
a. your a t-rd m-ff.
b. she has such a nice t-rdm-ff.
also called t-rd m-ffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a p–p t-rd and a m-ffin combined in a disgusting mixture
you are such a t-rd m-ff!
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