turdonkey
a t-rdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. combines a “turkey” which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a “donkey” which refers to a fat, ugly chick.
i almost skied right into that dumb-ss t-rdonkey today as i skied down a run. would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.
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