Turduckin

to use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the “duck dance” (being really f-cked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the h-ll you’re talking about.
“what’s up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?” ‘ “h-ll yeah i’m down for some t-rduckin.”
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the process of performing -n-l intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. it should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. to officially complete a t-rduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.

there is also the hot tub submerged version of the t-rduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. this is called a daveduckin.

it is important to note that to pull off the t-rduckin, it must be something along the lines of a ‘one night stand’. this cannot be your girlfriend. for one to pull off a t-rduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with -n-l, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. the reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.
used in a conversation:

cope: “man, i’m really sick of these regular s-xual encounters, jack heads, swingers.. i’m looking for something new…

rob: “well you should surely t-rduck-the-f-ck out of a b-tch tonight!”

roger: “yeah man! last night i almost pulled off a t-rduckin- but- the b-tch went ballistic when i pulled out the turkey sandwich”

sarah: “the key is to make sure you’re prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!”

missy: “i absolutely love the final bite”

hot tub dave: “stop lying missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after i tried daveduckin you the other night!!!!”
when you stuff a chicken inside a duck in side a turkey made up by john madden
i’m making t-rduckin for thanksgiving
the act of p–p poking out of ones b-tt then sucking it back into the r-ct-m.
i almost p–ped my underwear but i t-rduckin it back in and made it the restroom.
when a turkey f-cks a chicken while having its salad tossed by a duck. during this process, a man with a gun kills them all and proceeds to jerk his load all over their dead carc-sses.
the farm was having a great time, but then the farmer said it was time for a t-rduckin, and dropped his pants with a giant hard-on leaking man juice everywhere.