Turdwank
the hightest insult a n00b can give. a noob who is usally 11 or 12 says “you m-f-‘s are t-rdw-nks” or “i totally t-rdw-nked you in that game with my spartan laser” or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon” the t-rdw-nk was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. if you are called a t-rdw-nk do not taunt the newb, just kick his -ss because he is a n00b!
“i totally pwned you t-rdw-nks with my lancer” – newb
a male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. particularly with s-xual requests or intentions. t-rd w-nks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks ‘at’ you and not ‘to’ you.), devious and annoying.
liz: “i was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete t-rd-w-nk came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. then we had enough and walked away and he was like ‘wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! i will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!’. ”
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