Turf Cock
similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a m-ssive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your p-n-s into the ground and hyper extending you d-ck.
flag football was great untill pete got a bad case of turf c-ck. and now his c-ms all green.
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