Turf Monkeys


noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.
tom: “good marching show man!”
andy: “dude! my feet have been attacked by turf monkeys man!”
tom: “they are everywhere!”
to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes
dude dat b-tch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

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