turfucken

a turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a p-n-s. generally a tradition around thanksgiving.
i cant wait to get to uncle bill’s house for turkey day. i hear he is making a turf-cken again!
a perverted and rare s-x act where a girl reaches in to her v-g-n- while a man already has his p-n-s inserted and gives him a handjob. similar to the c-nt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic p-rn stars. this act requires that the womans v-g-n- be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.
james knew that susan was a bit of a wh-r- but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was f-cking her. he was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already b-lls deep. she called it a turf-cken and claimed she had invented it. he would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also p-ssed all his finals so could finally graduate. too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.
a severely f-cked up thing or situation. originated on the daily show wth jon stewart.
sudan is a turf-cken of a country.
when a man gets a handjob from the woman hes f-cking while his d-ck is in her v-g-n-
ed was b-lls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own v-g-n- and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turf-cken. not to be confused with the count jackula
a fict-tious food dish consisting of a fish inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey. parody of “t-rducken”, which was popularized by john madden

from ‘what up’ segment of the late late show with craig kilborn.
“at our family, we had something similar to t-rducken, except it was a fish inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey. we called it “turf-cken”. and when mom cooked the dinner, we called it “mother f-cken”.