turgle
verb – also turgling, turgled, turgles.
proper noun – also turgler.
contraction of t-rd burglar or t-rd burgler. a person who is a t-rd burglar (i.e. using various acts, one who robs another person of his/her ability to shat. akin to a “psyche out” in baseketball). typically a male t-rd burglar uses the act to establish dominance through intimidation within the bathroom environment. often used as a verb in the past tense when complaining about others or bragging about onesself.
with a loud and sudden release of gas and feces, john turgled the other guy in the bathroom. shortly afterward the other guy quickly wiped, flushed and then left the bathroom without washing his hands.
why did he even try the stall door? i know he could see me sitting in there. that b-st-rd had turgling on his mind, no doubt.
hey, it’s turgle (refering to mike).
breast, b–bs, t-ts. a code word to be used for all variations.
those are some tig ole’ burgles
look at those huge turgles
d-mn shawty, you have some fine -ss turgles.
to have one’s phone die unexpectedly while talking.
“d-mn, tory just turgled. we were in the middle of a riveting conversation.”
a stupid word for turtle that weird people use
anyone who is named alex
to sneak up behind another in school ,or any establishment where people tend to wear some form of bag on their back, grab said bag and shake vigorously and screaming loudly…
i ninja’d my way up to arthur and turgled him!
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