turkey and gravy


a variation of slapping the ham. the action of slapping your erect b-n-r against your womens -ss, and then blowing your gravy juices all over and in her crack. in some foreign countries this is actually considered a tradional meal served when trying to make babies. like a mating dance of some sort
“that turkey and gravy was delicious last night, my tongue was all up in that crack”

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