Turkey Balls
when a man’s n-ts-ck looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey’s neck
as maria watched p-rn with her boyfriend she couldn’t help but notice that one of the actors had turkey b-lls
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(to turkey ball, verb):
to glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
did you see that guy turkey balling me?
a large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. they are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
“ah stop being fat or i’ll slap ya with my turkey ball!”
a man’s saggy, wrinkly b-lls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). best used for tea bagging.
“goofy totally has turkey b-lls.” or “goofy sure has some nasty turkey b-lls.” “omg! i like totally just saw mickey sucking on goofy’s turkey b-lls!”
a game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving
hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?
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