turkey baste
a term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the r-ct-m, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (without the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. apparently the -n-s contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
“i turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein’ the b-tches’ -sses!”
the act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims -n-s.
guy 1: hey is he going to bed early?
guy 2: yeah.
guy1: you should totally turkey baste him.
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