turkey baster
lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
when a woman after s-x, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
after hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, tyrone biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. he is now the father of 6, and he still can’t figure out why condoms aren’t working.
when 20-somethin male bangs his friend’s super fat mom and fills with little monsters.
“fat old lady turkey; baster young male”
“brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster.”
any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys…whatever their drug of choice is) up their -ss to get high. this is usually followed by the person sh-tting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
junkie #1: i love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the sh-t off my leg when i am done.
junkie #2: that is why i turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
it is so sad to see randy now, i hear that he is a turkey baster. he is wasting his life shooting meth up his -ss.
someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse s-xually. getting a woman wet before s-x.
you turkey baster! (said while being s-xually teased)
the action of turning the p-n-s into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to -j-c-l-t-. then, in one quick move, squeezes their b-lls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone’s -ss (which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
easton michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side b–b and gave her a turkey baster.
when engaged in a s-xual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one -j-c-l-t-s into the -n-s of one, then positions the other’s face directly facing said -n-s and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
after becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, donna yelled for a towel.
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