turkey beaster



a tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
“i got myself a turkey beaster for thanksgiving this year. unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an arby’s.”

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