Turkey Dangler


abnormally large v-g-n- lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey’s waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey’s beak). this does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
dude, that p-rn sl-t’s turkey dangler is as big as my dad’s work glove. jesus.

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