turkey slapping
slapping a person on or about the face with an erect p-n-s
i spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
to slap someone across the face with one’s p-n-s.
“that chick deserves a good turkeyslapping.”
to withdraw your p-n-s from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.
woah, josh just turkey slapped david so hard he got knocked out!
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