turkey smuggler
an individual or group of individuals that carry excess body m-ss in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. this can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
the excess body m-ss in these cases can be mistaken for holding or ‘smuggling’ turkeys within their undergarments.
jeff, sara, tristan and betty went to the store and couldn’t believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
“look at those turkey smugglers…that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3”
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