turkeymonkey
1. a character in “the adventures of the smart patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band devo. as described by the game’s creators: “turkeymonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant dna accident hatched at lfu. it has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”
2. a hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. proposed for–but not adopted by–stanford university (whose current mascot is a tree), the university of pennsylvania (currently the quakers–seriously), and the university of illinois (whose racist indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. a dopey individual who–though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas–is also clumsy and pr-ne to fits of r-t-rdation.
1. yo, that chick was wack. she looked like a mutant turkeymonkey.
2. go turkeymonkeys! two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? turkeymonkeys, turkeymonkeys, yeah turkeymonkeys!
3. don’t eat that, turkeymonkey! shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
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