turkeyness
the grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.
i don’t want the f-cking turkeyness on my meatloaf!
the level of goodness pertaining to g-d’s own drink, wild turkey!
turkey man: “got anything to drink?”
boy: “we’ve got some beers and wine.”
turkey man: “go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we’ll list the turkeyness of this sad -ss excuse for a party!”
boy: “alright. no more poofter drinks for me then.”
turkey man: “turkey power”
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