turkeys in a doghouse
1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog’s instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house
2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to s-x, food, addiction or anger
1. person 1: “dude! so whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?”
person 2: “oh come on, you know they’re all babes; turkeys in a doghouse.”
2. person 1: “you can’t to his house alone!”
person 2: “why not?”
person 1: “he’ll totally take advantage of you! turkeys in a doghouse…”
3. person 1: “why do you relapse?”
person 2: “i was at a miley concert with all my dealers! turkeys in a doghouse!!”
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