to consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make p*ss poor decisions
dude#1. how you feeling this morning?
dude#2. like total sh*t. i got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super p*ssed.
dude#1. you will learn one of these days.
bothe figuratively and literally. matricide will lituratively kill your mother. figuratively in that it will break her heart, and literally in that, well, she’ll be dead.
- occoms r*t*rd
when a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled. wow, she is really stupid for going back out with him, by occom’s r*t*rd i can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.
- taco mamma
a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually angelica,maria,or juanita be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act “hey sweet thing”,said taco mamma “whats up”,said […]
- kentucky strangler
when a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled. when ben was h*tting on tim’s sister, tim gave ben a kentucky strangler.