Turkish Handjob
the act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the b-lls and stealing their wallet.
when my uncle met a nice lady at bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a turkish handjob.
a hand job of the turkish nature where one takes the released s-m-n and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. if its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true turk. get serious. originally constructed for turkish billionaires.
gazanfer: “that was the best turkish handjob of my life. which shoulder did u release over?”
gizem: “don’t worry babe it’s not my first turkish handjob, i threw it over my right shoulder.”
p–p into a sock and give a guy a handjob
“omg sarah josh was so drunk last night i gave him a turkish handjob and he did not know the difference”
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