turkish lemonade


whilst crammin’ your quiver bone in a young dame’s -sspipe, you take a p-ss, pull out, and catch the p-ss in a gl-ss as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid -ss that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.
greg- “dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i’m thirsty as sh-t bro!”

kyle- “bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!”

stupid -ss friend n-body likes- “hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?

kyle- “drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it’s called turkish lemonade.”

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