turkish pinata
after a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled -n-l penetration, partner a removes the feces covered s-m-n filled condom from the still engorged member of partner b. upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. hilarity ensues
ben pulled out of jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.
the act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
uncle fredo’s party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the “old country”, the turkish pinata. n-body left unsatisified.
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