turkish smurf job
when a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. you, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a bl-wj-b, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. resulting in a s-xually frustrated randy turk, with a d-ck that looks like papa smurf.
akan “yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my d-ck fully got turkish smurf jobbed”
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