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a mallicoat in its neutral state is the most desirable of people on the face of the planet. omg, that guy is so hot. he must be a mallicoat
- throw that boy p*ssy
the spontaneous engagement of -n-l intercourse between two males in which the boy p-ssy, or male -sshole, is presented for intense pounding and stretched through the vigorous f-cking of said other male p-n-s; the male version of trumpalingus oh i wanna see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that boy p-ssy.
- deportation buddy
someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when trump gets into office. aye, i need a deportation buddy. i’ll bring tacos if you’ll bring c-ke.
- peach keeper
an alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prost-tute’s b-tt or v-g-n- i asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! i wish i was a peach keeper.