there aren’t any definitions for turkish teapot yet.
can you define it?
a mallicoat in its neutral state is the most desirable of people on the face of the planet. omg, that guy is so hot. he must be a mallicoat
- throw that boy p*ssy
the spontaneous engagement of *n*l intercourse between two males in which the boy p*ssy, or male *sshole, is presented for intense pounding and stretched through the vigorous f*cking of said other male p*n*s; the male version of trumpalingus oh i wanna see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that boy p*ssy.
- deportation buddy
someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when trump gets into office. aye, i need a deportation buddy. i’ll bring tacos if you’ll bring c*ke.
- peach keeper
an alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prost*tute’s b*tt or v*g*n* i asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! i wish i was a peach keeper.