Turnip farming
a s-x act popular in certain fetish circles.
it involves a man c-mming inside the -sshole of a partner. he then eats out the -sshole to get the “turnip seed” (c-m). turnip farming requires that the -sshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be “soil” present). there is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. while some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty -sshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
bob regularly engages in turnip farming. yesterday, he came in sally’s -sshole and farmed his turnips.
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