turnip head


the awesome, lovable scarecrow in howl’s moving castle.
he is much better as a turnip than as a prince!
i was so annoyed when they turned turnip head into a prince at the end of the movie!
someone of utter incompetence. originally the nickname once given by the uk press to former england soccer manager graham taylor along with the famous image of the root vegetable superimposed on his head.
headline: swedes 1 turnips o
he’s another bl–dy turnip head!
the coolest word ever.
i mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) when you’re realy happy about something
2) when you’re angry about something
3) when you’re well p-ssed off at someone
1) omg i love you! you’re such a turniphead!!!!
2)oh f-ck off you turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. mr. smith is such a turniphead!
someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout
he looks like a turniphead – the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

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