turnip twaddler
generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. commonly sold together with a tomato musher. originally from the comic strip bloom county. opus was powerless to resist late-night tv hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
“we’ll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! but wait! there’s more! we’ll throw in this tomato musher absolutely free! now how much would you pay?”
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