turtle-douche


what my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche c-ntbag killa!
my roomate was playing mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled “turtle-douche” and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

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