Turtle Jerk
turtle jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the p-n-s so when the male ejactulates c-m wont spray all over. it’s named after the handforming a sh-ll, as in turtles having sh-lls.
now sandy, be smart. turtle jerk me. i mean, this is a new couch…
a turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of t-rd in and out of the -ss (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of t-rd at the same moment as ejaculating.
i had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!
turtle jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the p-n-s so when the male ejactulates c-m wont pray all over. it’s named after the handforming a sh-ll, as in turtles having sh-lls.
be smart sandy, turtle jerk me. i mean, this is a new couch.
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