turtle shells

when you sit down and your b-lls are showing through your pants.
guy 1: dude! did you see john’s turtle sh-ll in cl-ss today?
guy 2: yeah! it was so distracting i hardly got work done!
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psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle sh-lls, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person’s uptake of dopamine when consumed. not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. the drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. the fungus comes from several island countries such as madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. the result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle sh-ll hence the name. other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. the trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one’s brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.
yo tj wanna pick up an ounce of turtle sh-lls and play with my easy bake oven?
when you m-st-rb-t- so much you develop a calis on the head of your p-n-s and then don’t shower for a while and go and bone.
guy 1: “dude i’ve been jerking it so much this week”
guy 2: “id didn’t need to know that but why?”
guy 1: “so i can turtle sh-ll your mom this weekend!”
the really annoying things in mario kart that f-ck you up really bad. they come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. the green ones aren’t so bad they just fling around stupidly. the brown ones, you should watch out for.
they seek the person in front of you and f-ck them up. the blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place.
“i was in first place, then f-ckin yoshi threw a red turtle sh-ll at me and i got fourth.”
there is nothing to describe about this drug, because many people do not survive the trip, but for the ones who do, they say it is the craziest sh-t theyve ever done. don’t even try to find the drug because it is only found on 3 beaches in madagascar where leatherback turtles lay their eggs exposed to sunlight, which is what makes the drug so powerful.
yo mang, i did turtle sh-lls last night, and holy sh-t, i cant believe i survived the trip
the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle sh-ll
d-mn that girl has a s-xy turtle sh-ll

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle sh-ll
a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs sh-lls of turtles from madagacar so that’s why it’s so hard to get, but others claim it’s made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the sh-ll of a turtle. taking one turtle sh-ll can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and cns.
man, i did turtle sh-lls last week, and it was the most insane trip i have ever been on…i was absolutely sh-ll-shocked.