turtle up
to curl up face down, in fetal-like position in self defense
this guy got knocked down in front of me and started to turtle up (face down covering his body and head with his hands).
verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) when your drunk -ss girlfriend falls on her -ss from walking in heels in ybor city and can’t get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
omg last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn’t right herself again. a total turtle up situation.
verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) when your drunk -ss girlfriend falls on her -ss from walking in heels in ybor city any can’t get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
omg last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn’t right herself again. she total turtle up situation.
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