turtle’s breath
the harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it…
pffff-rrrrrrp!
“hmm. that smells like turtle’s breath. excuse me for a moment.”
the extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
thats f-cking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
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