Twaker


a twaker is the cross between a tweeter (person on twitter) and a lakers fan.
so a twaker is a lakers fan on twitter that follows everything and everyone lakers! 24-7 lakersnation and live tweeting during the games.
of course i will follow you, your a fellow twaker! go lakers!!
a twaker is the cross between a tweaker (person on crack) and a cracker (pretty much just a cracker i can’t explain)
so a twaker is what you call people when they are acting really stupid or just need to be called a name and that is when you use this wonderful word
t-wack-er

your friend says, i want celery

you say your a twaker!
a word to define a tweeker but its more fun to call people twakers.
man, that dude is a mo’f-cken twaker!!

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