twalker
a person that signed up for twitter but never ever tweets just stalks peoples feeds
he has like three tweets and hes been active 2 years must be a “twalker”
a “twitter stalker” aka someone who stalks you on twitter by constantly re-tweeting, commenting, and generally obsessing over your tweets.
“john is pretty nice but he’s kind of a twalker”
someone who can talk and walk at the same time. obviously a person of some intelligence as opposed to a ‘chalker’ (someone who can barely chew gum and walk at the same time). varient: to twalk, twalking.
alice is a first cl-ss twalker. she could twalk under wet cement.
an unknown or uninvited “follower” on twitter.
you have a new follower on twitter
but who is this person? uh, oh, i have another twalker.
a tweaker that has too much to say.
to twalk.
alot of drugs turned you into a twalker.
taking me for a twalk.
twalk did you say.
a person out for a walk who is talking non-stop on their cell phone.
look at that person out for their daily health walk twalking, he is a real twalker.
n. a person who is walking as they are talking on a cell phone, see twalk. often characterized by a general sense of obliviousness to the world.
“there is nothing worse than getting stuck behind a twalker in the airport when you are trying to make your connection.”
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