twankery
the act of twittering, or updating ones facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.
literally, twitter w-nkery.
examples of use:
“dude that was pure tw-nkery”
“i apologise to my followers for all my recent tw-nkery, i’m a total tw-nker.”
examples of tw-nkery:
“my dinner is yummy”
“i’m watching the sopranos”
“mmm … beer”
“so sick of my haircut now”
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- twattina
superlative of “tw-t” – a person that exhibits extra tw-tt-tude. may also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a tw-t. look at that tw-ttina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.
- tweak-o
really high on crack. he was so tweak-o that he couldn’t talk.
- tweekerbilly
a breed of tweeker found primarily north of the carefree highway. with a distinct lack of morales, genetics, and teeth. often found wearing a mullet, chaps, and pointy toed boots; any of which have been worn stiff. although the tweekerbilly is domiciled north of the carefree highway and more specifically the taint. they have been […]
- tweetmix
to alter a tweet when rting it so that those who follow you but not the person you rt will think they’re saying something entirely different. often with a s-xual or h-m-erotic connotation i just tweetmixed your last tweet.