Tward
a fat-ss reefer joint…
d-mn, i went over to andrew’s house and he had a fat-ss tward rolled up…
1. a ‘twilight’ fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. a twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about twilight or anything related to twilight.
(sometimes both definitions can be used at once)
i don’t want to hear about edward cullen, you tward!
one who is obsessed with their twitter.
lindsay lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. she is such a tward.
sandy tears
after i kicked sand in trever’s face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.
when you can’t decide whether a person is a tw-t or a r-t-rd
s/he is a serious tward!
the female version of nard.
to hit someone in the tw-t. to be twarded.
a deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to denver, starts to date an ice b-tch and moves in with the hoe.
tyler is a real tward.
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