Twat Grenade
a tw-t grenade is when the tw-t comes so god-forsaken dry that it (if tw-t fibers streched)will release a flake-like explosion (similar to an fragmentation grenade)
g-d!, pull your pants up before your tw-t grenade go-
-explosion-
Read Also:
- Tweegret
used on twitter.com -term used for regretting a posted tweet. “i’m totally experiencing tweegret after that last post.” the feeling that one gets that one might be missing out, by not partic-p-ting in what seems to be a largely vacuous fad called twitter. i felt a twinge of tweegret, when i learned that kim jong […]
- tweezer squeezer
a small p-n-s, suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to m-st-rb-t-. origin: mid-ny chick:wtf! why didn’t you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?! unlucky guy:i thought it wouldn’t matter! -panics- “yo you see that lone guy over there?” “yah” “his chick denied him of s-x as soon […]
- twinbill
to play a double-header they opened the twin-bill with a win.
- Twinklefart
the act of a h-m-s-xual being releasing toxic emissions from his r-ct-m. yeah i think that couple of dudes holding hands just twinklefarted…
- twinprov
a pair of twins located in oklahoma city, doing improv. mostly amusing and has a tendency to get boring very quickly. they tend to stick to rapping (as best as two white and nerdy dudes can get) and role playing. dan: dude, check these guys rapping about twilight mike: that’s, twinprov. i saw them at […]