twat knuckles


in the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural–an aberration. in addition, a complete -sshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. a total c-nt.
“you’re such a f-cking tw-t knuckle.”

“my tw-t knuckle is really achy today!”
an insult that you call a female, or a male who has had a s-x change, when they finger themselves frequently.
man, look at serena over there digging in her pants, d-mn “tw-t knuckles “

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