twatbagel
a derogatory term used at ucsb.
student 1: i’m going to go play wow guys.
student 2: tony, your are such a tw-tbagel.
a man who subst-tutes a warm b-ttery bagel for a moist v-g-n-.
jerry is tw-t bagel because he has substainal amount of b-tter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
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- Twat slime
the moist goop that builds up in a ladies v-g-n-l quarters when she is in a state of arrousle. last night i dressed up as a herring and performed a s-xual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, i must have been doing somthing right as her tw-t slime was flowing like water from a f-cked fridge.
- Twinnish
1. of, or relating to, the identical nature of two objects. 2. similar to the twin towers, but not the twin towers because those got blowed up. 1. geefer considered the aol time warner buildings to be as twinnish as the twin towers.
- twinked
to link an unsuspecting person to twinks.com i twinked my brother last night and he got so p-ssed.
- typin
colloquial referral to typing how’s the typin – up to standard?
- Tynen
fully sick lad! gets along with everyone. gets all the girls. stubborn and moody but when you catch him happy it will bring a smile to your face. don’t mess with him though because he is tank and sporty and will own your -ss in a fight! oh who is the tank tynen