twated


to get f-cked, boloxed, c-nted

or

to be hit
we got really tw-ted, then some guy tw-ted me in the face with an ashtray.
2 more definitions
1:when some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

if something is h-t with extreme force.(usually in a sporting context)

example 1:
andy:whats wrong with your head james ?
james: i tw-ted it on the fridge door

example 2:
playing golf…
james: wow andy you just tw-ted that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time
past-tence of tweet (what is written on twitter.com)
boss: are you twittering on the clock again?
me: nope, i already tw-ted

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