Twatistan
a dazzling country whose capital city, epic win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and edward’s dazzling peen.
“tw-tistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off”
“it never f-cking rains in tw-tistan”
“…get in the v-lv- loser, we’re going to tw-tistan”
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(slang) a tampon. legend has it that rats were used before tampons were invented and were the inspiration for their design. p-ss me a tw-t rat, i’m blobbing everywhere. oh stick a tw-t rat in and quit you moaning b-tch. i always use tw-t rats, i prefer them to fl-ng- pads. sh-t!! i’ve got to […]
- tweaner
someone who is constantly in between being cl-ssified as fat or regular sized. one day these people look relatively slender, and the next day they look heavy. oprah, rachel ray, brittany spears(2007) “do you see that tweaner at the other side of the bar? i can’t tell if she’s fat or thin from this angle.”
- Tweezing-off
the act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small p-n-s. i was up late last night and i heard my friend tweezing-off. i could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together
- Twiddle Technique v.2
the act of getting your p-n-s erect in less time than other conventional techniques. your girlfriend: “can we have s-x now? i’ve been waiting for 5 minutes now already!” you: “yeah sure, lemme just use the twiddle technique v.2 to get it up faster” your girlfriend: “hmm ok”
- Twigina
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