twatocks
a person who the word tw-t could not decribe them as they are worse than that. tw-tocks is at least two tw-ts, maybe 3.
the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a tw-tocks
derived from the words tw-t and pillock. used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a tw-t.
eric: “hey, dave, you know that cement you’ve just laid?”
dave: “aye”
eric: “i’ve just walked in it”
dave: “you f-cking daft tw-tock”
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