twattle cot
n,adj- origination{english/dining hall} 1. is another word for “twelve o’clock.” 2. this is what happens when someone says “what time is it?” and a moron hears “tw-ttle cot” instead of “twelve o’clock.” 3. is the cause of histerical laughing
what time is it? it’s tw-ttle cot time!
n- a time for a moron who cannot hear.
origination: english, a really loud dining hall
what time is it?
-tw-ttle cot?
tw-ttle cot? what is tw-ttle cot??!!
-twelve o’clock moron!!
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