twattle


1. the act of a tw-t being m-st-rb-t-d
2. when a woman’s v-g-n- hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. “i was so h-rny last night that i couldn’t help myself! i had to tw-ttle myself at work!”
2. “did you see the photo of that girl on the internet with the tw-ttle? her p-ssy lips hung down a good 6″ from her body!”
the collective noun for a group of lesbians. (“a tw-ttle of lesbians”, as “a flock of sheep”.)
“who’s coming to the party?”
“uh… john… cathy…”
“cathy’s coming? is she bringing her tw-ttle?”
“oh, god, i hope not.”
people engaging in a verbal/rhetorical battle or feud on the social media internet-service “twitter”.

a “heated” discussion on twitter.

derived from the company name “twitter” and the word “battle” – tw-ttle.
game on, it’s a tw-ttle!
the minor to the insult of tw-t, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.
“dude, lindsay is such a tw-t”
“nah, regina george is a tw-t, she’s just a tw-ttle.”
extremely annoying, attention seeking, overly dramatic (even for teenagers) teenagers, who shriek or scream everything. usually female, but not exclusively.
him: what’s up?
me: i have to get out of the house. there are three tw-ttles out in the street playing “american idol outtakes” and it’s driving me up a wall!
v-g-n-l succretion, derivative of “tw-t”.
i got tw-ttle all over the bedsheet.
or
my boyfriend got me so excited, i had major tw-ttle.
the act of succreting v-g-n-l fluids, derivative of “tw-t”.
you are making me tw-ttle, baby!
or
i tw-ttled on his face last night.

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